Am I a sick person? Especially since i'm a girl.?

Before I went to bed, I had to go take a bowel movement. The do-do didn't come out, so I had to try hard pushing it for like minutes. You see I have a thing with running water when I go the #2, but I didn't want to get in trouble for running water,so I hopped in the shower and some of the do-do came out, but still not that much. I went back on the toilet and it was still not coming out, so I went back into the shower and all of it came out. The turds were hard like rocks, so I picked it up , piece by piece and throw in the toilet like i'm shooting basketballs in hoops. I was laughing but didn't know why. Is there something wrong with me? Am I weird. Please i'm being serious.