Considering that Rock's Promos are Scripted and Cena's are Not, who is Better on the Mic - John Cena or Rock?

I agree, Cena is far more better with the mic. The Rock used to be great with the mic, but ever since his return, he's been repeating the same things over and over. He's also acting a bit immature with all the things he's been saying. And since he's "The Rock", "The People's Champ", and "The Great One" why doesn't he ditch that mic, and fight Cena like a man? I think it was pretty cowardish to make the match happen NEXT YEAR. Like what the heck was that? And why are they already advertising WM29? It's next year for crying out loud. I think they should have had the match at Extreme Rules.

Man Utd are after Nasri so Wenger upsets Fergie with a Bid to bring who to the Emirates?

Man United will have had a better deal though.Remember Silvestre to Arsenal?O'Shea was going to be sold anyways.Evra has also offered Nasri a chance to play alongside with him at Man United than to get owned by Evra with Arsenal on a regular basis.

Need Help! Stomach Problem!?

I'm turning to strangers for advice because I can't find help anywhere else. I'm scared and I'm positive something is wrong. It all started in December when I came home from work, ate dinner (tuna fish to be exact) and minutes later I suffered severe nausea. I thought it was just the flu or food poisoning. A few days later I developed what I thought was acid reflux and I went to my doctor. He said it was just a stomach bug and I'd be better in a few days. He put me on prilosec. A few days later I went back to him and I still didn't feel better. Eventually, he referred me to a specialist in my area. After seeing the specialist, he drew blood and sent me for a scan of my colon/intestine. He determined that it could be H. pylori, the bacteria in your stomach that causes ulcers. So, he put me on three courses of antibiotics. I was on 2,000 mgs a day! Apparently that's the only way to kill that. I ended up in the hospital because the antibiotics were so strong. I fought through it, finished the meds, and I still didn't feel better! So I went back to the specialist and he said it must be just a virus that kinda "shocked" my stomach's nervous system and I'd be better in a few months. Between these visits, I was in the ER a dozen times. I also had a barium swallow done (where you swallow that chalky mixture and they take xrays of it going through your intestines) I've had numerous blood tests to rule out possible celiacs, lactose intolerance etc. Everything came back normal. So, eventually I was referred to Dartmouth Hitchcock Medical Center, one of the best. They took me in right away and the Dartmouth doctor said something along the same lines as the other specialist. He said that a virus or a bacteria or toxin damaged my Enteric Nervous System (the part of your brain that controls your digestive tract) and that there sounds like slight stomach emptying problems which is causing acid reflux. He said I'd be better in a few months. That was 5 months ago. Recently I've also seen a throat specialist who diagnosed me with LPR, a form of acid reflux that damages your voice box. And I have to mention that I've been on prilosec from december to may and now Dexilant for two months as prescribed by the throat specialist. Yesterday I had bad diarreah and today I feel so heavy in my stomach, like it's not digesting anything. It's horrible. So to recap: I've had: A barium Swallow exam, small bowel follow up exam and xrays, scan and xrays of my colon, xrays of my stomach, intestines, an ultrasound, numerous blood tests, and have seen 12 doctors. They ruled out chrone's disease, celiacs, tumors, ulcers, etc. What could have happened to me back in december that was like a light switch and ruined my life??? I just want to get to the end of this. Please, if anyone has been through anything similar please help me. I've seen 7 ER doctors, two MDs, three gastroenterologists and a throat specialist. I just don't get it. Dartmouth said that he wasn't going to give me an endoscopy based on my age (26, male) and medical history and they are one of the best hospitals around. Also, I'm always constipated, always have an acid reflux feeling, always burping (not normal burps, though) and always always a full feeling in my stomach. I'm hoping someone out there has had similar expereinces cause damn, I feel scared and alone and feel like no one will listen. I know that there's something wrong...Thanks for reading sorry it was so long.

How would you feel if randy orton beats christian at mitb?

if randy orton beats christian at mitb that will be the third time randy has defeated christian at pay per view and i do think that fans will get tired of orton and start booing him like cena. i will be really upset because christian deserves to be world champion and he deserves to have a decent title reign after what hes done for the wwe and that douche vince all these years.

What is Special about Windows Phone 7/ 7.5?

Ok lets put it this way, iOS reigns in the apps department. Android reigns in customization. What does Windows Phone 7/ 7.5 superior in?

Alcoholics Anonymous, what a gigantic crock of leaky donkey turds right?

đę ƒὰḉ†ǿ, you should really "call your sponsor" or "write about it". You sound like you're really "dry", you should probably do another "fourth step". "You need a meeting". Trust me on this one, if you just "let go and let God" you'll feel "clean and serene".

Historical book questions?

Consider what you have learned about the French Revolution and the Reign of Terror. Why do you think that these historical events are popular with the authors who use them as the context for their stories and plays?

Do you think CM Punk will finally win the WWE Championship at WWE Money In The Bank?

I hope so. If CM Punk wins this, this would be his 2nd WWE Title reign, 4th World Championship reign overall. CM Punk needs to once again prove how much of a great leader he is by winning the WWE Championship again and retire with the Championship.

What was that old RTS game?

There was an old sci-fi RTS, back around the windows 95 reign. The only details I could remember were that out of so many races you could choose from, one of them had an advantage in a "neutral" kind of morale. If morale fell too low, there was either an uprising against you, or they stopped producing resources, I can't remember. I also remember electronics and culture amongst the consumable resources. And it seems the title may have had 8 letters in it. I've googled my butt off and can't find it.

Does getting an interview mean the company is specifically interested in me ?

I went to Chick Fil A on Monday to do the group interview and fill out an application, but I was extremely nervous and when we were partnered up to interview the person they paretnered us up with I totally blanked out when they asked me about my partner. I forgot his name, but I did good on the part where I had to tell the lady interviewing the group about my partner, and most of the people wrote facts down. Anyways, I was really nervous, so that's why I didn't do too well and I told the lady why I messed up when I turned in my completed application and she was nice about it. I wasn't expecting a call because others did better than me, but then I got a call back a day later to schedule an interview and I was totally shocked. I was wondering, why would I be the one getting the call back ? I know some people who work there but still...can anyone help me ? What can I do at the interview to prove myself that I want to work there a lot, because I really do I just couldn't help that I was nervous during the group interview.

I have a serious problem regarding a female and need advise STAT, may you help me?

I am a musician and music producer in my late 30s and I am good at what I do. i have been working with a female vocalist and producer for about 3 years now. tonight we worked on a new song of mine and made tremendous progress. I mean she was almost jumping up and down with what we accomplished tonight. when we called it a night she looked me really seductively in my eyes and flat out said "I want to suck your co*k right now" and I was so shocked I could not respond. she is only 24 by the way. she is a hardcore atheist and I am a very spiritual person with many buddhist views. this woman is very talented and very very attractive and after a few minutes in shock I said no. well she grabbed her purse and keys and stomped off and slammed the door. I just think she is infatuated with my experience and not really interested in a relationship and my ethics just did not go well with the situation. I called her here just a few minutes ago and she agreed to finish working with me but she is pissed that I turned down her ummmmm... offer. when we go back to work should I just act normal as nothing happened or bring it up again and apologize or just forget it? Help!

Jehovah Witnessess playing "Nicky nicky nine doors". Are they crazy?

Last time I went to the door (4th time that morning) there was a burning paper bag filled with dog turds. They videoed the whole thing from a parked car. WTH?

I am shyting blood....?

ok so i just took a dump and it hurt a lot b/c it was a huge turd, then i wiped and i thought i got my period but it was actually from me arss, i've had thid before but never this much, it was like, a quarter-sized amout. and it was fresh. so if anyone has experienced this i would really appreciate some help... thanks!

I pooped at my girlfriend's parents house and now they are acting weird around me?

i think everyone else gave you really good advice. i just wanted to say u made me LOL man! im in uni and i look like a retard.

Bowel movement problem?

drink a glass or two of warm prune juice it will settle everything down and you will use the bathroom as before you got constipated and you won't have all the side effects of taking a laxative

What do you say illegal Life plus 135 years prison sentence for Krazy Locos gang leader?

One gang member murdering another gang member? They shouldn't even be arrested for that. They should wipe themselves out!

Jehovah witness can you tell me why?

We teach / preach the same gospel Jesus did. The theme of his preaching was God's Kingdom, and how it is the ONLY real solution to mankind's problems. Yes, we talk about war, crime, injustice, etc., but in the context that it fulfills the signs of the last days, that Jesus taught about, and that the end of this system is very close. We preach the same thing Jesus did. If you preach anything different, YOU preach a different and corrupt gospel.

What is your grossest porta potty experience?

Mine was being the bowl was half filled up with moist looking turds and explosive diarrhea. Gross enough, now add there being some vomit and used pads.

How do you keep a horse from stealing your stuff?

get some of the stuff that tastes disgusting, so then he puts it in his mouth he gets a nast suprise. but make sure u have plenty of water close to the object.

Is it wrong that my parents let me sleep over at my boyfriends ?

I'm a 14 yr old girl, and they asked me if I wanted to. I was shocked. Is this right or wrong. Btw I already went so don't say not to go. But all we did there was go to the beach, kiss, and watch the sunset. Then came back and snuggled on the couch while watching a movie.

Who was the best and worst diva's champion?

I think the best(without being bias)was Michelle McCool and the worst was Alicia Fox.I don't count Jillian Hall's reign

Is there a way to make my Prius not just.... awful?

The problem is, everyone is always going to know it's a Prius. There's no way to disguise it. No other car looks like it except the Pontiac Aztek. If your parents bought it for you, just tell the kids at school that they picked it out and you had no choice in the matter. Tell them, "Yeah, I know it's a real wienermobile, but I'm going to get a Mustang when I get out of school."

Does anyone have a picture of junpei iori from persona 3 with shocked face?

Like for example junpei's video in the command room when he was shocked mitsuru called the police over a messy room

Are there any relation between these?

In canticles chapter 8 it talks about a little sister without breasts and a wall and 1000 pieces of silver which either 200 of 1200 belong to solomons brother solomon or one fifth of the thousand. Now in revelation chapter 20 and 6 it mentions the thousand year reign in canticles 8 it mentions a wall and a battlement of silver. Now it measures the structure of its wall. Of which i would like to know according to the periodic table of elements which is the strongest and if the base is either jasper or diamond according to to some jasper means diamond of which if it is the strongest material is at the base.. Also the seventh up is crysolite which an angel appeared as crysolite in Daniel 10:6 and in ezekiel the the four living creatures which some believe to be the strong weak nuclear force and the electromagnetic force and gravity. Of which in earlier may be a poetic description of our universe. Now the wall was built like this. Diamond ( for arguments sake) sapphire chalcondony emerald sardonyx sardius chrysolite beryl topaz chrysoprase hyacinth and finally amethyst. However job did mention in 28 verse 18 coral and rock crystal will not be mentioned. Anyway there's so much more to say and typing on my android sucks can anyone tell me if there's science in the 12 foundations of this 144 cubit wall is there an engineers intelligents behind the rocks integrity? And set about grammer using it on this phone sucks. Anyone who speaks abusive of me is gay and anyone who is gay is gay so go look for your pot of gold somewhere else and trip on 666 gold talents some day.

My poo is red and vainy.?

I dont know what is wrong with me i just ate some 10 year old curry from my cubord and i went to the bathroom and my turd was red and had blue throbbing vains all over it

What are some good wristwatches?

What are some good watch brands? Something near $100. Links help. (ex. Fossil, Casio, G-Shock, etc...)

Why is my credit score so low?

A credit score is based on a 12 month activity and usually goes up between 5 to 10% per month providing you are paying on time. A fair score is 620/659, good is 660/749 and excellent 750/840. You should however have 2 major credit cards, one for every day use and one for emergency only.

My cousin is really rude to me?

We're only 10 and we used to be best friends. We kinda still are but she's started being rude to me for quite some time now. She starts calling me things like butt holes and annoying little turds and says 'your annoying can you just go away' when I haven't said anything. Sometimes she blames me for things I haven't done like she says 'Stop being rude to me you little turd' or something like that, when shes the one calling me names. She says it so seriously not like laughter or any kind of joke after it. We do talk alot on the phone but she is still SO rude. Can someone help me?

I feel left out with my friends for weird reasons!?

OK so the other day i found out my two really good friends took some "Mary Jane," I wasn't surprised that one of them did, but the fact that the other one did really shocked me. He is the most, i guess, good kid. Last person you would expect. It has changed my whole view on him. And this is gonna sound really weird, but i kind of feel offended that i was not asked to join them. I would have said no, but i feel left out. I am so confused!! Do they think i am too good for that stuff, because im not that kind of kid and they know that! I dunno, i just really had to get this off my just because the feeling in my guy and head is unbearable.

URGENT i need help with my brother who is on drugs!!?

ok well my mother passed away when i was young and she left me my brother and my sister a house (all paid) so at the moment me my partner and my brother are living here. My brother is on heroin he use to be on it but he quit for a while but his back on it, my partner and i cant stand living there and seeing him like that but i cant leave because i just got there and me and my partner didnt want to rent again and try and save some money. I dont know what to say to him for some reason i dont want to make him feel bad or get him upset i dont no why but i just cant. its really sellfish of him like last night i was out at my friends house having a girls night then my partner rocked up and i was shocked to see him and he tells me that his sorry but he couldnt stand staying there because my brother was pacing around the lounge room then went out to score then came home going through all the draws and my partner said oh are you hungry ill cook us something and his like nah where are all the knife and forks and that.. and my partners like in the draw and he grabbed a spoon went to his room and 20 mins later came out and was nodding of in the loungeroom so my partner just got up feed the dogs and came over to my friends house. i cant be botherd with this **** i hate coming home now i worry that he'll steal our stuff or o.d. and i dont no what to do but i cant live with it anymore please anyone who has been in this situation before any advice?

Will this setup be good?

the plants don't eat the fish waste, but the waste helps fertilize the soil, sand their in. and yeah sure, sounds good, the clown plecos will get big though wouldn't they?

Can my teacher get in trouble for calling a student a turd?

The other day, my teacher that nobody likes called my friend a turd. Can she get in trouble for that?

Half of my tongue is still frozen after the dentist?...?

I had 2 cavities filled this morning on my lower left hand side.i received one numbing shot that was very painful and sort of "shocked" my tongue... but my dentist said that was ok... it's been a bit more than 12 hours and half of my tongue is still frozen.. my lip, cheek and gums are back to normal, its just my tongue... is this ok? will it be gone by morning?

Please tell me what you think of my chapter start?

Its good as far as material goes but you need to work on flow. Also, try to cut out words like "ever" ("everything that has ever happened in your life) unless it is completely necessary to the ethos. Basically just make it so if you read it out loud, it reads smoothly, that's how you test for good flow.

How do I read Shock Top, Anheuser Busch expiration date?

I just bought a pack of Shock Top and I was looking for the expiration date like on Blue Moon, but on the box it showed "11147 VB06 8W-MP3-1g" and on the bottle it had "11147 vf05". Can somebody please help me decipher this? Thanks!

Sweeney Todd Blanket?

Does anymore know where I can get a Sweeney Turd blanket? I got a new bed and would like to have a Sweeney Turd blanket on top. THANKS.

What bit shall I use to encourage a bend on a young horse?

I am currently riding my welsh d mare (4yrs) in a loose ring sweet iron bit with bronze rings, I'm not sure on the name. I am unsure on how to encourage a bend using the correct equipment while she is young. I ride her correctly and work her from underneath and ensure she uses her behind but still she only bends when she feels like it in walk. I have been told to use double reigns and pelham but I would have thought that would be too strong for such a young mouth? Perhaps a bungee? Please help, all answers welcome and the best and most polite will be given five stars. Thank you.

To protect the nation from terrorists do we need to end birthright citizenship?

I suppose that it theoretically possible, assuming terrorist organizations have 20 year + game plans to take over, using people who don't yet exist and who may or may not be willing participants. It would certainly be a lot faster and easier to just marry some American girl and bring the current actual terrorist over. Of course, that person would be screened before any visa was actually issued.

Is my husband being greedy or am I wrong. Need honest opinions!?

Ok, I have been saving money for a while to get my husband a $600 electric bike for his birthday and he found out and told me he doesn't want that so I decided to take him on a gambling trip to Lousiana. We have never been gambling and spend our money wisely so this is a big deal for us. I was so excited to give hip this fun trip! Well I book the rooms for 2 nights and paid for them and told him we have $500 to gamble with. I was shocked when he thought he should get the whole $5oo and me just sit and watch but I figured he was joking. Then he said any money that I win I should give to him since it is for his birthday. I was shocked, I felt that it was greedy and selfish. It's not about the money its just the thought, I mean it really made me think of him as greedy and selfish. Am i wrong? Please give honest opinions. I mean I prob would have bought him something with my winnings anyway.

Christians, I have a difficult question--10 points for best answer!?

As far as I understand it there will be some that are taken, the rest left behind and will endure any tests due to the devil's last chance to turn those remaining. Who will be taken only God knows. After that the earth is remade into paradise. I think it will be like a second Eden of sorts where only the love of God matters but everybody has their own way of seeing it. In truth nobody can tell exactly what is going to happen and what we will see, the only one with the answer is God.

I need help from you guys!!?

why do you need different answers? you have dated #2 four or five times and he has hurt you each time so there is no need for you to go back out with him. Guy #1 kinda got caught up in the moment and seems like a much more logical choice and definately the route that you need to take.

How can anyone seriously support Allen West?

Allen West is a pretty bright guy and good conservative. He's not afriad to take it to em, and tell em how it is. I like the guy, prescreened questions or not.

Is the ultimate achievement not to "mind"...?

The Master said, "A man who has mindfulness, when he sits, he knows he is sitting, and when he stands, he knows he is standing." Mindfulness does not mean you never get angry, but that you know when you are angry and live in that moment; it does not mean you are never anxious, but that you know you are anxious, and live in that moment. To be or not to be becomes the same - experience.

Treatment to cure my gay son?

I recently discovered my son's laptop was filled with gay pornography. I was sick to the point of vomiting. I don't want to bring it up with him until I can offer a treatment to cure him. I vaguely recall there being shock treatment available. What's the best course of treatment. He'll be a wasted investment if this doesn't get resolved soon.

Horse freaks out in shows?

i would ask your trainer or vet for some "Ace".Then before you get on him about 30-45 mins before you ride him ask your trainer to give it to him or you can but make sure your trainer is watching you to help incase you miss a step then give him the ace in his neck where the triangle is.The triangle takes about 20 mins to kick in and it lasts about a hr

What would you do, if you had the chance to become God Almighty?

If I were God Almighty, I would fix this whole screwed up existence. I would resurrect everyone from the dead, make everyone to be loving, kind, and joyful. Of course I would feed everyone so no one is starving to death, I would give others the chance to feed them, but if not I would feed everyone. I would get rid of all diseases and sicknesses, and make a happy life for everyone and everything. I would make one big happy family and I would command and force everyone to be loving to everyone. If I have all power I can do anything, including making people happy as well as making everything perfect (just right). There would be no abuse allowed, I would protect all kids from abuse like a normal guy would do. I would protect everyone. I would even raise hitler from the dead and make him joyful and loving and cause forgiveness to reign. What would you do?

Do you think my mom caught me looking at porn?

yo dont mess with that stuff at a young age. it can mess you up for the rest of your life..reale talk

Will Jack's reign be short lived on the Y&R?

I see poor Jack being on the outside again unless he can suck up to Tucker, remember even Ashley didn't want him to run Jabot. Also when Kay finds out what he did to Victor with the stocks. But, will Tucker want Newman's stock in exchange for Jack being CEO of Jabot?

Is my dad paranoid - or is the FCC considering lifting all restrictions on TV profanity soon?

My dad's a well-intentioned guy - but he doesn't always check his sources when it's something that lines up with his ideology. He recently told me that the FCC is considering letting profanity have free reign on TV, where even the strongest curse words can be broadcast during daytime "family viewing" hours. I can't imagine this going through (due to vicious and justified backlash by parent groups), but is this even an idea that's being tossed around at the moment? If you say it is, please provide a pertinent link with your answer. Thanks!

What do you think is the number one reason some people have such a strong need to believe a deity exist?

I think some people fear living in a world where there's no intelligent being in control over all the chaos, in the universe. Some people need to feel there is an intelligent being with ultimate control over the universe, that can restore order when, and where it sees fit. Because let's face it living in a world where chaos reigns is scary!

What causes the burning of the anus when defecating in toilet?

I am really curious is it the acid from your stomach, is it normal? this is no joke, I had this today and it really is a pain to pass a turd.

I know it's super long but I need your advice/opinion/insight on this please...?

no no no no no. he definitely is being controlling! i would slapp my boyriend silly if he did anything like that.! he's acting more like ur father hun! please do every girl a favor and do not be with him. show him that girls rule and u dont need him!

When i canter sometimes i lean to far forward in my two point and fall off my horses head but........?

but........... when im sit back more i loosen the reigns and by the time i get to the jump my reigns are way to loose any tips>|?????????

Why does some people like school?

I've been wondering why some kids like school, when I was 9, Hannah in my school said she hated school and homework so much that she wanted to destroy the school and I was shocked! I love to learn!

Is my xbox broken????????????

so i was playin COD WaW and i was playing solo zombies and mid game, it kicked me out saying something along the lines of 'BD_SERVER_INTERNAL FAILURE' is my xbox broke? i sent it in and got it back and its been the biggest turd since

What's the hand thing in anime?

Its just some kind of thing that the artist likes to do a lot in her manga. The same characters do it in Ranma 1/2. I think its just supposted to be funny.

Has anyone tried the period cup things?

I use tampons all the time. They are easy and everything..but I also know that if you use them too much you can get Toxic Shock Syndrome. There are these new period cup things like Softcups that you put into your vagina just like a tampon but they don't leak at all or cause Toxic Shock Syndrome. It suctions to your vagina though and sounds a little uncomfortable. Has anyone tried these? Thanks!

How can I get the Patriot Act *removed in my city?

I know that Pittsburgh or Philly did it...I really don't like the idea that just because I get books at the library to understand the struggles of people in the Middle East or get online to check up on whatever the hell I want (or even if I don't do any of that) gives agents the right enter my home, check things out, and then leave without ever telling me. Those agents are people too, and I don't trust people with free reign to invade my privacy. Anyway how did they get this constitutional nightmare out of their cities? links please :)

Why do you think the majority of people do not question what they think they know?

Yeah, I agree with you. I can't remember who made that famous quote about people not remembering history being doomed to repeat it. I think it's irrelevant whether you remember or not. We're just doomed to repeat it regardless.

What do you think? was i really wrong? please advise.?

my boyfriend is a leo guy, we are together for over a month. He is really nice to me and always generous and helping me with anything. sometimes, he even goes extra miles to help me. we are good so far, but most recently, i felt that he has this dominating or controlling character. things happened last night will be a good example, we were texting each other, then i asked him where he stayed, if he stayed at his new home. he said "yes and why?" then I kind of teased him that i was outside his old home, then before he responded, i went to the bathroom, it was only 5 minutes, when i came back to the room where i left my phone, there were 4 missed calls and 2 text messages, asking me to call or where i was, if i drove back already. then i called him. As soon as he found out that i was just joking, he was pissed, very pissed. and told me that he was not happy being played like that, he was not a dog,..blah blah.. then i apologized and told him that i went to the bathroom, then he stated that i should have taken the phone with me or text him immediately afterwards to tell him that i was just joking.. he said that he was worried, and can not believe that i just did something like that. I was in shock with his response.. he went ahead and told me that he does not want things like that to be happening for the 2nd time, if so, he will be gone and not coming back. he said if i want to play him, he would be the wrong guy. he wanted to be respected and i did not show it by doing that to him..he said that i should have known that he would be worried and take it seriously.. I couldn't believe that he was taking this way.. was i wrong?? is that the nature of a leo guy like that??

According to Luke 19:27, should Christians be slaughtering all non-believers?

"But as for these enemies of mine, who did not want me to reign over them, bring them here and slaughter them before me."

Love or infatuation? please help?

Omg thats sooo cute :) you definately love her fpr her and physical attraction is not a bad thing!!! I wish you the best of luck <3

What are some customizable Xbox360 games?

I want an easy elf or fairy related game with very customizable outfits and hair changes. I kind of want it to be a cool down game after playing something like silent hill. It doesn't have to have much plot, rather I wool have t be very free reign

They all saw me naked on Xbox Live. What should I do?

It was so embarrassing and I want to take it back so badly. I am 38 years old and a kind of obese, so it was even more embarrassing. :Last night, I set up my new xbox 360 web cam and decided to play uno. I didn't know anything about uno. I didn't know that the web cam would come on when I play. I thought it was only an option and that the web cam was mostly for video chat. Well, last night I was sitting down naked in front of the tv, exposed,with my legs out and everything and the web cam came on. I was on my ds at the same time waiting for the game to begin. Then immediately, I heard laughter and screaming through the headset and I was wondering what was going on so I started asking them and they started calling me a sick **** and a piece of **** and stuff and I looked up at the tv and what I saw shocked me. It was me, visible through the web cam sitting on the floor naked and exposed and everyone was laughing and screaming so I got up, turned around and got a pillow and ran and I know I shouldn't have because everyone saw my butt too when I turned around and ran. Then I just freaked out and went into the back and unplugged my Xbox 360 and started crying. I didn't know! It wasn't my fault. I haven't turned the console on since because I'm afraid I will be banned. Could I get banned for this even though it wasn't my fault?

JBL vs Alberto Del rio, who a better Heel?

I like JBL way better. I loved when he had that super long title reign. Do you think Alberto Del Rio trying to copy off of him with his gimmick.

Formula causing tummy troubles--- HELP!?

My son is three weeks old. I have formula fed since birth. At the hospital he was given the ready to feed bottles of similac advanced, which is what my oldest son took. He had no problems. When we left the hospital, we got him the Parents Choice brand of Similac Advance (powder). He was having a hard time with poo and had very painful gas. He also had hour long bouts of severe gas pains and cramping. We switched to the Parents Choice Sensitivity, which is comparable to Similac Sensitive. He is still only pooping once every few days, and when he goes is varies in consistency from peanut butter to little hard turds. He never has trouble with spitting up. We have been to the pediatrician three times (three separate doctors) who all seem to believe this is normal. This is baby number two for me, and I don't see anything normal about it. I was persistent at this last appointment, and we were given a stool softener and something to ease his tummy... It is helping, but I can't believe it is normal to leave my three week old on a stool softener. Their next suggestion was Nutramigen or Alimentum. I'm not afraid to spend the extra money if he needs it, because I do not want to maintain this Rx regimen. However, I don't want to spend the money if there is another solution. Perhaps another formala? Wondering if the liquid form would be better for him (was fine in the hospital)? Could the parents choice brand be causing his pain? Please help... My little man is not feeling well. =(

How can i tell if the guy i like likes me back?

Well on Wednesday i went to prom with a guy i really like and he was my prom date. He bought me a beautiful flower corsage which matched my dress as well. But throughout the night he kept wondering off and dancing with other girls. When it was dessert time at the meal, we shared a huge piece of cake and then we had Professional photo's taking together in one of those couple poses. But on photo's he's got his arm around other girls but on ours he's just stood behind me. He gave me his jacket to wear outside when i was cold but there was no romance, he was just being a friend. Not once did he comment on my appearance or complement me. Throughout the night people kept asking if we were an item, then the photographer was shocked when he found out that weweren'tt a couple and then a teacher who both me and my date get along with as him if i was his girlfriend and when he said no, he told him to get a move on before somebody else takes me and he just smiled and shrugged. But before prom he was really nice to me and apparently the only girl he puts kisses on the end of text to which made me smile. But i have feeling for him but with all the mixed signals from him, i really don't know if he feels the same. I've had my friends ask him if he likes me and if he'd date me but his only responce was "if i was to date her, i wouldn't have time to see her because i work a lot." Please help me someone?

Has this ever happened to you?

In essence, yes. But replace dog with cat, and 'phone' and 'phone bill' with 'bookstore' and 'homeless guy looking for a handout', respectively.

My dog pisses me off.... CONSTANTLY?

I have an 11 month year old dog who was nice and great the first month we got her, but now is just a pain! I don't wanna get rid of her because I love having a dog and I actually feel as though we're realated. But, she irritates me like crazy! I can't do anything without having to worry about her! She's an indoor dog because we live in an apartment which means she uses a dog pad. She knows how to use the pad because she went through a time where she used it correctly. But she just feels that if she wants to crap on my floor, she can. I'm forced to mop up piss and crap every weekend off my floor! I can't trust her to stay inside during the day because of that. She has to stay on our balcony, I feel sorry for her, but she's too retarded to stay inside. She's disobidient and doesn't listen when she barks at people in the elevator, garage, lobby etc. and I tell her to stop. She acts like I'm not there. I'm not mean to her and I pay attention to her, and she would be a great dog if she knew how to use her pad and listen! She's currently locked in her crate because she left a HUGE turd on my floor, she's whining like she did nothing wrong. She just does not listen! What should I do?? And don't say give her away... Because that's not an option.

Why would my dog suddenly start doing this?

She's a 8+yr old little turd cocker spaniel.Suddenly she's trying to dig under the neighbors fence.Keep in mind that my yard is not fenced in.She could take off to the next county if she wanted to

What were the educational qualifications of hitler, stalin and mao?

I have heard that the three tyrants did'nt even complete school, is this true? I guess that does explain their reigns of terror

Why do Koreans rejoice that many people died?

Maybe it was the ROK or DPRK? Because its totally understandable if it was the DPRK... the people there are brainwashed..

How do I stop the Zune program from dominating the format of my mp3's?

I downloaded the software for my Future Zune mp3 player but I don't like the fact it's dominating my mp3s. Where there was a music note is now the Zune, How do I get my Windows Player back in reign of my mp3's?

What do you ThInK of my $tOrY?

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Is a mid life crisis normal at 40?

I was told that I was having a mid-life crisis when I was getting divorced. That was 3 years ago and I am now 36. I bought a Mustang and went out and partied a lot and met strange woman. It was a good time but during the whole time something was missing. I messed up a lot too... I regret almost everything except my Mustang. I still have that green beauty...

As of now, what are your playoff predictions for this season?

Let's get this out of the way -- Alex Ovechkin wins the Conn Smythe for a stellar four series, only because super-sub goalie Braden Holtby doesn't save the Caps until sometime during the Stanley Cup Final against Vancouver, when fellow young goalie Michal Neuvirth falters from playing too many pressure games in a row.

Will this setup be good?

the plants don't eat the fish waste, but the waste helps fertilize the soil, sand their in. and yeah sure, sounds good, the clown plecos will get big though wouldn't they?

Is there a danger of the Separation of Church and State being violated by Rick Perry?

After all, he has turned over the reigns (that's intentional pun) to Jesus and abdicated control of the state of Texas

Who is responsible for sending this economy up turd creek with spit for a paddle?

Different players at different points in history set the US on it's present course. W. Wilson with the FRB, Cleveland with the Graduated Income Tax, FDR with the Welfare State. Each played a role setting up the institutions that ultimately lead the US towards this point.

Did he cheat on me? Did he just make up excuse?

I would say his answer was a little flimsy but if you want to continue the relationship take his word for it an move on. If he is cheating, you'll find out sooner or later.

How do you know the Bible is accurate?

I was thinking about the bible and blind faith--having blind faith in God, okay I get that. Totally, something/someone made us, the world, etc. So to get to my main question: since the Bible is likely just a collection of stories (that people wanted to get known for having the best Jesus tale, no doubt) that some dudes decided what would help and what wouldn't (either based upon personal gain or not), threw out some (the Apocrypha and who knows what else) and said, here. Believe this or you will burn forever. I'm going to scare the hell out of you into doing what I think is right. This also leads me on a train of thought to what the textbook committee is doing--throwing out things that make America look bad. Oh, please, let's not remember the bad things so we can learn from them. So do you have to have faith in the bible to have faith in God? To me, it would be like having faith in all those turds from my college English courses that wanted to be soooo cool. Any thoughts are appreciated. I'm in a weird gray line right now.

Am I a sick person? Especially since i'm a girl.?

Before I went to bed, I had to go take a bowel movement. The do-do didn't come out, so I had to try hard pushing it for like minutes. You see I have a thing with running water when I go the #2, but I didn't want to get in trouble for running water,so I hopped in the shower and some of the do-do came out, but still not that much. I went back on the toilet and it was still not coming out, so I went back into the shower and all of it came out. The turds were hard like rocks, so I picked it up , piece by piece and throw in the toilet like i'm shooting basketballs in hoops. I was laughing but didn't know why. Is there something wrong with me? Am I weird. Please i'm being serious.

Fellow fat people, does your parents and family get at you for being fat?

im 17 and have always been fat i weigh 310lbs, and my stepmom is always nagging me about, breathing heavily and taking up all the room and been an embarassment and calling me names such as fat turd and fat pig and fat wench and stuff i was just wondering if your family get at you

Why can't the Irish pronounce 'th'?

Turty tree and a turd, der,dat,dis. They are the only English speakers that can't pronounce 'th' correctly. I thought I heard it was a sign of them being uneducated for so many centuries.

Everybody's telling me to cut my hair short?

how about 4) leave it, long hair is tremendously sexy. ? guess not. okay, go with number three, but please stop letting other people tell you what to do with your own hair :) you decide, not them. not even your bf.

What's the meaning of "We are fools for God."?

This dictionary definition is suitable for an understanding. Fool: a silly or stupid person; a person who lacks judgment or sense. A fool for God would then be a person that makes themself stupid because of their belief in a diety. I think the quote means to give up on thinking, or reasoning out the faith.

Changes in the roman life?

Seeing the changes in Roman life by the "reign" of Octavian (Caesar Augustus, 31 BCE - 14 CE), would you have approved of his administration and that of his uncle, Julius Caesar? Why or why not? In this essay, take the position of at least two of the following: a Roman slave, a free married woman, a small shopkeeper, a wealthy member of the Roman Senate.

How long will a tattoo take?

im thinking of having a tattoo im not sure where im quite punky so im thinking of following the sheep and going for something behind the ear something like a star about the size of a 50p thin black outline blue coloured in im only asking cos im having another tattoo finished and im trying to workout when to have it done please only real answers i dont need reviews or opinions i dont need no it alls to tell me not to have it there or that it hurts if i want to know anything other than what ive put i would have put it dont meen to be rude but not in the mood for point snatching turds though im sure ill get some real answers will be appreciated fakes will be remembered and blocked cheerz x

Xbox 360 oblivion, thieves guild, big heist, old way?

I am on the last big heist for the theives guild and cannot get past this one part to complete the mission. I am in the old way at the part where theres a gate and two buttons. It's elvish-looking. I have pressed the buttons in so many different ways but always end up getting shocked and the gate is never open. Please help! This is very frustrating! I need it step by step. I just hope it's not a glitch.

How can you believe in god when he makes something as disgusting as people have to make bowel?

I used to believe like you. Then I started to think what about when people make bowel (turd). What is this? Is it a horrible sin? It is evil and disgusting and hateful. If you do not think this, the next time you make bowel then look at it close. I did this. Get up close in the water and look. You will see it. It is hateful and evil! And priest do this every day! Yes even Jesus do it? and Mary? You say Mary is pure when she make this filth evil from her **shole every day, maybe twice a day? There can not be a god. No not with this evil violent action take place day after day! Answer this! Don't answer until you use bathroom and get with it, get up close and touch.

Did i have a relapse?

I have had chronic fatigue syndrome since April last year and 2 - 3 weeks ago i felt shocking, couldn't even sit up. I was like this for about a week and then it started to get better, i still feel a bit more tired than i normally should. Did i have a minor relapse?

My little brother thinks he can read my mind?

He is a little turd at this. When something happens to me, caused by him, he denies it. He says he knows me(even though we are related, I hate to be myself around him. You'll see why) and that he knows what I'm thinking. I got him in the ****ing head by a bb shot by him, he said I was lying, he knows what I'm thinking. He thinks he is the best shot, thinking that the barrel was facing the opposite way, when in fact was more my way. I think they think that I do this for attention, but they can't take the hint when I lock myself in my room to get away from them. When Wyatt said he wanted to cut my throat because "I think I'm badass." or having an angry tone. That ***** is psycho, I have acted how I usually do, informative and emotionally dead. The bastard thinks that history is pointless and he is 14, he needs entertainment other than guns, knives, cartoons, and rated M games. He has the crap up to his head, he believes his own lies most the time(I say that because even after we show evidence, he still sticks to the lie). He had a knive at my neck(sharpened knife) several times already and would have cut my throat if I didn't tell the reality of cleaning the mess to him. After that, he said he was just holding me off or trying to scare me off. But I know better, how could you send someone off if you had a grip on him and a blade at his throat(scratching the skin)? You can't, unless if you risk dying. Why does he believe in his lies? Why does he threaten to stab even dad? Why does he believe he knows me when he has never taken time off the video-games? I want him sent to an asylum to get him fixed and with minimal chances of harming someone(especially the therapist). Please help me?

Merit termination of parole, New York?

Hi, I'm currently on parole in nys for a class b drug possession (CPCS 3rd). My merit termination date is quickly approaching, July 8th, and I'm wondering how many people are actually awarded termination on average. My P.O. has said that he's filled out the paperwork and is just waiting on the answer, I'm also wondering if I am denied is there some kind of paperwork I get saying that I'm denied? Other details: I'm a shock graduate, been out 12 months with no violations, have my own apartment, got out on a thursday and have been working since the following monday and still have the same job, received one ticket in prison (tier II for horseplay), previous charges to the cpcs 3rd are two petty larcenys received at sixteen and seventeen that resulted in fines and an unauthorized usage of a vehicle at seventeen that resulted in probation.. I'm 23 now. Thanks for any help answering my numerous inquires!

Does he have feelings for me orrr should i give up?

i liked this guy for three years all hardcore and stalked him (crazy right?). Showering him with gifts and anonymous letters. He didn't like me at all and thought i was weird. Then the third year i started to care less and look for other guys. then i hear he's talking about me. i think he tried approaching me before, a couple of times. He would stare directly at me from afar. Every once in a blue moon i'd stare back like this one time. A new school year starts up and he'd still occasionally just stare at me. I had (i broke up with him) a new boyfriend and started forgetting ol' what's his name (lol). I passionately hug my boyfriend in front of him and my friend later tells me his face (the guy i use to like) looked completely shocked. the thing is, i always thought i had a chance with him. that maybe he likes me. i don't think i'm over him. i don't know. after all that. your opinion? please?

Is it normal for my chicken to be pooping poop that is blackish purple and somewhat runny?

im really worried that my pet chicken has something wrong with her on the inside. its been a little over a month that she has been pooping that way.. its blackish purple and sometimes its either runny liquidy or hard tiny turds.she acts normal like she always has been and im wondering is she healthy or should i take her to the vet? her diet consists of rice soy veggies sometimes fruit bread chicken feed and while she is grazing on our front yard bugs like worms and grasshoppers some grass and bowl of water . can someone help me find out whats causing her to be pooping blackish purple????

When Prince Harry Marries what titles would his wife take?

Would she also become a Duchess, Countess and Baroness like Kate? I know it would depend on who is the reigning monarch at the time . If Anyone could tell me would be interesting thanx !

Help please? My friend has a strange habit?

I have this friend, well, a friend of a friend, who has this strange addiction where he collects human turds. I like him as a friend but i can't cope with the embarrassment anymore. What can i do?

How do I get the smell out of my car?

Vinegar my friend, soak the spot that the turd was with vinegar then scrub it. it will completely remove the smell. I usually drop a glade air freshener in after wards but that's just to cover up the vinegar smell as it takes a few days to leave the car.

What was the longest-ruling dynasty/family in history?

You can make the call on iffy scenarios, I'M asking YOU. Like, if a family ruled X years, was deposed, then came back, or if they ruled one place from A to D, and another from C to M, you can consider 'A-M' as their reign... Whatever.

How to deal with living with a demon dog?

Well you certainly have more patience than I do. I would never have a dog in my home that I was afraid of or had to worry about it biting me constantly. I would have the dog checked by a vet to make sure there is not a medical issue. If nothing medical was found, I would would start training and correcting the dog. If that didn't work, the dog would have to go. I love dogs but I would not live in fear of one in my household.

Why aren't more Americans afraid of the EPA?

The EPA functioned fine for 30 years. No regulation killed any jobs. Then bush came along with his corporate welfare system and destroyed the economy. But why is it that the Republicans think destroying the environment will improve things. Do they not remember Love Canal, poising people didn't help the economy in the 70's. The Cuyahoga River catching on fire from all the pollutants dumped into it didn't help the economy. And lets not forget that cap and trade was Bush sr's plan and it worked just find during the economic boom of the 90's. Bachmann is an idiot.

Is it spelled 'Turd' or 'Terd'?

Use it in a sentence. For example: "That turd ferguson just stole my parking space". Whilst the culprit in question is neither a turd or a ferguson, he is indeed a turd ferguson of the highest degree.

Ladies: How would you react if you received this from your boyfriend's mother?

Okay, I'm sorry but this is stupid. Either I am mistaking what was to be understood from this letter, it is a huge joke or just stupid.

Why do most immigrants to the U.S. and Europe act so hostile and are so ungrateful?

Because the American liberals not only support it, they encourage it. As I'm sure the European left wing must as well. Because 30+ years ago when society was predominantly conservative, there's NO WAY this behavior would have been tolerated.

Why did the relationship between Elizabeth I and Philip II of Spain deteriorate so much?

During the reign of Mary and the begining of Elizabeth's reign, Elizabeth and king philip II of Spain had a very good relationship. But of course towards the latter half of Elizabeths reign, Philip supported plots against her and attempted an invasion in 1588. so why did they become so apposed to each other?

How do I handle a situation where a waitress at a sandwich shop clears my food when I am not done?

Do anything and everything to get her fired! Nobody should stand for that crap service! Take it all the way up the company if need be please do that.

Help is my baby bunny sick?

I recently got a baby black and white mini rex. His name is Pongo. When i got him he had diarrhea really bad. I don't think the owner took care of him very well. Anyway, I got him on a regular diet of pellets. He has the normal rabbit poops but along with them there are like long turds similar to cat poop. Ive never seen this in rabbits before. Anyone know why he is doing this?

Whats Gonna Happen To The Congress Government?

This question is only for Indians.The Congress government's crushed Baba Ramdev's Fast and now the reporter J.Dey is dead. The Congress government is trying to avoid the Lokpal Bill.J.Dey's murder has now caused a sense of insecurity all over.It's not somethig new.The Bomblasts that have happened through the yeas have proved the government's uneffective security policies.Still the Congress government prevails.What do you think ,will the Congress government be overthrown in the next elections?Or will it continue it's reign?Is this the end of the Congess Raj that has dominated the Political Arena in the nation?Or will this just be a small pithole in their path?Give your opinion.Best answer= 10 Points :-)

Can't go poop! Please help ASAP!!!!?

So it was Friday when I drank more than I have drank in over a year, and on Saturday I felt like not eating anything all day. It was not until Sunday at noon where I threw up and also could not go poop. My behind felt like there was a cut in there because every time I tried to go it stung for some reason. It is now Tuesday and I still can't go. Well I can but it's just little tiny turds. Also I still am having minor stomachaches and headaches. How can I go back to being normal? HELP!!!!!!!

Finally , last in the series, (yay) This one for the supposed "Christians" who?

Well, first, those laws were given to the ancient Hebrews, and I'm a Gentile. Second, Jesus came to fulfill the Law and give us a new one, so those laws are outdated even for Hebrews. Third, those laws were given for a specific purpose which can usually be determined by application of logic and which is no longer applicable in our high-tech, germ-conscious, genetics-savvy society.

Two and a half years into his reign, do you think 0bama should start taking responsibility for the economy?

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Why so many Americans claim that the European reign in HW ends this Saturday? Isn't Haye a Euro too?

To them, Haye is not your typical European because he's black and monkey looking. Seriously, didn't you know that African Americans are the most racist people and go only by color and not country?

I can sometimes guess whats about to happen and they happen!!!!!!?

i went to a movie and guessed 19 things b4 the happened and they did sometimes i dream things about to happen ive had friends tell me my eyes turn the color of rainbows that when they touch me i shock or they feel a rush in my arm or hand ive asked doctors they took me to a specialist and tested me some things he did was ask me he was thinking and i said about your wife and how you miss her she died when your daughter was 5 and he said that's correct then i tried it on my friends and got it right i saw my teacher giving out pop quizzes a week b4 it happened i guessed totally strangers at my school to give a minute to think and say their schedule without asking! i can sense my families feelings and my friends i saw a plane crash 3 months b4 it happened! i took quizzes and they said my inner power was clairvoyance ive had doctors tell me i have a 6 sense please help what do you think

Is the US in danger of having a Christian Taliban in the near future?

A place when religious law reigns with morality police everywhere? Isn't this what most Christian groups strive for when they meddle in politics?

What did Carl Sagan estimate as the top speed of a quantum turd particle?

Interestingly enough, the speed quantum turd particle is actually variable. It really depends on the distance to any nearby shart particles (or sharticles, if you will) and the weight of the actual quantum turd, as there is no one standard size found in nature. An average estimate is believed to be 10x23 kph, though like I said, it can vary greatly.

Why are my cats acting like such bastards?

I took in a stray cat a couple of weeks ago, and the other five cats I have hissed at him, of course. Now that they're finished with the hissing, they're being passive aggressive and they're crapping in the litter and not covering it up. So, they lay down the turds and it's like they're saying "screw you and your new cat." When will they stop this?

Do monks setting themselves on fire prove that pain is an illusion?

There have been several cases of self immolation amongst Buddhist monks over the centuries, and in most cases the monks sit completely still and silent as they are burning to death. Does this prove that physical pain, if not an outright illusion, can be sufficiently reigned in by one's mind so as to be irrelevant? Do we have the choice of never feeling (physical) pain again?

My 2 sisters got into a fight with 8 girls? was it fair? and did they win? help?

yo sister. she was beating dem hoes ***. and no it wasn't fair because 8 vs 2 is a huge disadvantage and those girls obviously can't fight if they needed 8 vs 2. sounds like they still got they *** whooped. u should be proud of ur sisters, they are some beasts!

Is Magneto really a villan? (SPOILER ALERT IF U DIDN'T WATCH FIRST CLASS)?

I don't really think he's a villian, he just does some bad thing in the future that he enjoys doing.

Could you critique my Prologue? Thanks :D?

Wow, I got hooked at first sight. I love it so much I forgot I was reading a questions I thought it was a book. Keep writing your amazing at it. You an amazing writer I would love to read more. A publisher would be stupid not to publish that.

Dose it sound like I'm gay?

I am 100% sure it is just a phase. In this time period now a lot of boys are surrounded with gay temptations. You do not know if you are gay until your like 18 or 19. Give it time, try some more with girls. Don't decide now what you fate will be for the rest of your life.

Do people actually get their political news from Media Matters?

Media Matters needs to be shut down. They steal money from the American people and need to be stopped.

If you diagnose with galacoma ( eye disease) is it mean your eye is dead? technicly?

3 days ago, I visited the doctor and he told me I have glaucoma in my right eye. Even though I was blind for that eye. But, I hoped I will get some treatment someday and I can see again. But, when the doctor told me I have glaucoma I shocked and I thought my eye is dead, I asked him. He said, “Your eye is fine” I think he meant just calm me down. What you guys think I’m frustrated badly@

Atheists / non-christians: Do you believe in a historical Jesus?

I always thought he was probably an actual person, but lately I am not so sure. There's no direct evidence, and the gospels themselves were written 100 - 200 years after he lived. So there's no eyewitness testimony that could possibly have been written by someone who actually saw Jesus. christians sometimes drag out the old chestnut of "Well there's more proof for Jesus than Julius Caesar," but this fallacy is easily trumped by the fact that we have accounts written by Caesar himself and coins of him minted during his reign. This is first-hand evidence. No such luck with Jesus, and he didn't leave a scrap of his own writing so all we know is what other people said about him. The REAL founder of christianity, Saul of Tarsus, doesn't even acknowledge any historical accounts of Jesus (other than his hallucination), which you think he would do if Jesus had actually existed. I just don't see a single piece of hard evidence. What do you think?

Hope CM Punk knocked some sense into your heads?

Well there is no need for that but CM Punk is one of my favorite wrestlers. Last night proved that he is a great wrestler

Is it okay for me to forgive my girlfriend for abusing animals as a child? Please, any honest answers?

Who cares if her parents were not around, my dad wasn't, but your still raised in a world of rigth and wrong and you know whats right and what's wrong. I had bitches who blaim there parents for ****. She does it because she wants to feel in control, I wouldn't forgive her for that **** since she carries on doing it, say you aint gonna be with her if she carries on doing it man.

5 year old son bad friends?

I have had the exact same issues with all of my kids, it seems like I am much stricter with words that are not okay than other parents. This is their choice, and I can't berate them for that. I used to keep my kids away from places and people I thought were bad and I finally learned that they are every where and will be for the rest of their lives. I told them that just because other kids do certain things (and I used very specific examples) that it does not make it okay for them to act that way. I told them that there will always be people who try to get them to do bad things or will act in a way we don't agree with and they have to say no, and act correctly. I don't know if you are religious, but I tell my kids that God is always watching, and I may not know if they misbehave but he certainly will. If you sons says those words, give him a warning and then sit him in a time out. Often we tend to not punish our children if they are being influenced by others, but again, this is part of life. Perhaps the other mother will sort it out. You can't keep him from living life, he just has to learn the hard way to stand apart and act as you would like him to, and he will proabably get in trouble along the way.

Am I at risk for Toxic Shock Syndrome?

I'm close to the end of my period and I was going to a pool party tonight so I put a regular tampon in then afte about 3 and a half hours I came home to take it out and I had little blood on it but my vag hurts and it's really dry down there. Do you think I can get TSS?

What should have I done in this type of situation?

Gotta love Facebook. It sounds like you know what you should have done, not that there is a definate right or wrong way. In my opinion, I think you two could be friends, but I can see the boyfriend being jealous. Try putting yourself in his position, your gf talking to another guy (maybe more than she does you) how would you feel; I think maybe a little threatened. In a case like that you could always try and explain but, most likely, that will not help. I think the best way would have just to let it go and just say okay. If the girl really wanted to stay friends she would explain to her boyfriend (that you two are only friends) and then explain to you (that it wasn't her on facebook and she wants to stay friends). I would have stayed out of it and let the girl do the work, it would cause less drama and would probably end better. Knowing that most guys (sorry for the stereotyping) like to defend their pride and what not, you and her boyfriend would want to fight to see who is better (or whatever other reason guys fight). So I think you handled the situation okay but there might have been a better way. :) Hope that helped!

Who's the first in the leftist media/pundit class to express "surprise" at the latest crappy economic numbers?

It's as predictable as summer days are long, the Obama government spending orgy economy delivers garbage numbers, and a Team Obama apologist steps right up to declare his or her "surprise" at the steaming turd.

How do my fellow atheists feel about Osama bin Laden's death?

Yeah, but I am not so hate filled as to celebrate anyone's death. He was a horrible person and a person who realized how easy it is to manipulate the religious, but we have preachers right here in the USA who do the same thing every day. The only difference is they mostly do what they do for money rather then convincing their sheep to strap on bombs and stroll into a theater or a restaurant.

Question for Austin women?

I'll be moving to Austin in September. I've visited there a few times after getting out of college here in Boston. I did some traveling to decide which would be the best place to settle in. There were only a handful of states I didn't go to. For some reason, and I don't know why, but a lot of places I went to, women (and I'm 23) in too many of these places just had very little idea of what class is. Too many places seem to be overrun with females dressing skimpy, talking like they don't have a clue (the word "like" every third word), and very little concept of culture-other than trashy pop culture. The whole Stepford cloning of those big sunglasses, furry boots, and mindless drivel was pretty common. But somehow, and I'm not sure why, but women in Austin (in my age group) were NOTHING like this! They seem to have a solid concept of class! Of course, they're the best looking women I'm sure I'll ever see (the blondes and brunettes down there literally put me in a state of shock!), but I noticed many things other than that. The places they frequented and things they did for example. The Warehouse District was FULL of (as was Town Lake) classy twentysomething, highly educated women who were secure in themselves, not literally walking around with a LOOK AT ME! sign painted on their foreheads. It was as if they were secure in themselves. I enjoyed many topics of conversation with a few educated beauties there, mostly at outdoor restaurants and a few bistros (of which are numerous). Church may play a part in it, as almost all I met were Christians, and maybe UT plays a part as well. They loved working out I noticed, and talking about the arts was big as well. They weren't into this whole conformity cloned thing (big sunglasses, furry boots, dressed scantily) AT ALL! I don't know how you do it, but I've never met more classy, educated females anywhere I've been, and trust me, it's not even close! How diverse they are was SHOCKING! I honestly would never have suspected that. Another thing that was readily apparent is how open minded women there are, that stood out right away! Most places now, so many women are snobby, or plain rude. But there, the women were very friendly to anyone, and extremely open minded. So how do you do it? How do you manage to not fall into these traps that have become like a plague in too many places? To be so open minded, have class, and be so educated, whereas most seem to have forgotten that? Keep it up!

Who here think sepultura is 10x better than slayer?

sepultura can actually play..and the vocal is beyond awesome and so hardcore..just listen to shitti bass lines of tom araya and tht poser kerry king cant play for ****.hanneman is ordinary at its best..the only talented guy from slayer is lombardo and thts it...u cant entertain ppl for 30 years with only one good song reigning blood and shity music...slayer is a total garbage sepultura kicks ***!

Is the book requiem for a dream too obscene for a teen?

is the book requiem for a dream too obscene for a teen? I'm 18, but is the language and content okay for an 18 year old to read? I've read a little bit but I'm a little shocked at the stuff this guy says.. donno if i should keep reading or not.

Why was unemployment high during Margaret Thatcher's reign?

When Thatcher came to power, the UK's budget was in such a mess that the IMF had been called in by the previous government to stop us going bankrupt. A total over-haul of the economy was required, scaling back public spending and ending government support of failing businesses (such as mining). This led to a lot of public sector jobs being cut to try and save money, and obviously there were a lot of people losing their jobs as the private sector tried to get back on its feet. The high unemployment at the start of her time as Prime minister was due to a mixture of economic factors, and the policies put in place to try and fix the economy. By the end of her time in charge, however, unemployment had fallen drastically.

Are there other women like me?

Its a generational and/or educational thing. Some people are still victorian in their heads, some are in the dark ages and some are still living in caves (or there's that generation that did so many drugs in the 60's & 70's that they can't remember when women's lib burnt their bras!).

Help!! I need to know what my dream means!!?

I believe all characters in dreams represent the dreamer...YOU...so you must dissect the different scenes and analyze what things symbolize to you. You are the best interpreter of your own dreams

What do you do when you feel like a pile of dog turds?

I magically caught a cold overnight & I feel awful and I can't sleep ...? Either entertain me or tell me something I could do to help this lol

What is the craziest thing you have ever done?

WOW LOL, the craziest thing I have ever done is put raw hamburg in my pants and hopped over the neighbors fence and their rottweiler chased after me. I got bit on my leg and then I chickened out and hopped back over. I did that because If I lasted 3 minutes I would get 30 dollars. I lasted 42 seconds, my friend timed it lol. It was 2 summers ago.

Boy trouble again!!! Please help?

i don't think that he was trying to ask you out. but just to see if you liked him. he deffinetly likes you though. i would call him, or leave him a private message telling him how you feel!

Why does my pig have diarrhea?

I got pigs two weeks ago and the one has had diarrhea ever since. "Berk" eats and drinks and walks around and is just as normal as the other pig. But when i walk them poop will just run out his butt. It's like his butt hole won't close or something. The other pig poops turds and it's in piles and Berk doesn't. I understand they may be stressed but I don't understand why the one pig has diarrhea but the other doesn't.

Does getting an interview mean the company is specifically interested in me ?

I went to Chick Fil A on Monday to do the group interview and fill out an application, but I was extremely nervous and when we were partnered up to interview the person they paretnered us up with I totally blanked out when they asked me about my partner. I forgot his name, but I did good on the part where I had to tell the lady interviewing the group about my partner, and most of the people wrote facts down. Anyways, I was really nervous, so that's why I didn't do too well and I told the lady why I messed up when I turned in my completed application and she was nice about it. I wasn't expecting a call because others did better than me, but then I got a call back a day later to schedule an interview and I was totally shocked. I was wondering, why would I be the one getting the call back ? I know some people who work there but still...can anyone help me ? What can I do at the interview to prove myself that I want to work there a lot, because I really do I just couldn't help that I was nervous during the group interview.

My husband is gross and now the dealbreaker?

My husband and I have been married 4 months and together 2 1/2 years. I found out that he lost his virginity to his cousin when he was 14 and she was 12. I don't know how to feel about that... My husband committed incest OMG. I know he was young. A couple of months ago, I found a turd in the shower. It was small, but it freaked me out. I cleaned it up and told my husband. I was worried there was an animal living in our apartment. Then about a week ago, I got home from work and there was poop in the bathtub again when I was trying to give my son a bath. My husband said no it looked like puke and cleaned it up. I told him he needs to tell me what happened because he was the last one to shower. He denied it and lied to my face even when I was telling his mother about the strange occurances. Then he tells me last night that the hot water in the shower gives him uncontrollable diarrhea and it was him. He takes the shower head and blasts it full blast up his a$$. What does he think will happen? And funny, doesn't happen when I shower with him. What am I supposed to think?

What kinda bike should i buy?

You want to go to the local bike shop and see what they have. Get a hard tail bike the full suspension bikes are expensive and the cheap ones you see in department stores are junk. The cheap shocks eat up a lot of pedaling energy. Look for a Trek, Giant, Raleigh, Specialized, Fuji, or any bike from a bike shop.

If hate-filled & terrorist Muslims are only a tiny minority, how does one explain the disturbing incitements..?

segregation is the answer, the difference between Muslims and non-Muslims is too troubling, obviously we learned this through history, some people haven't

How can you believe in god when he makes something as disgusting as people have to make bowel?

I used to believe like you. Then I started to think what about when people make bowel (turd). What is this? Is it a horrible sin? It is evil and disgusting and hateful. If you do not think this, the next time you make bowel then look at it close. I did this. Get up close in the water and look. You will see it. It is hateful and evil! And priest do this every day! Yes even Jesus do it? and Mary? You say Mary is pure when she make this filth evil from her **shole every day, maybe twice a day? There can not be a god. No not with this evil violent action take place day after day! Answer this! Don't answer until you use bathroom and get with it, get up close and touch.

Was this guy in any danger?

Yes it's kinda dangerous. Never know how the body will react to electricity... maybe 99 out of 100 people would be totally fine from that but then 1 person would fall over dead.

How the hell does he keep getting out?

My little gelding is about 14.1hh , he's is enclosed in a field with no trees, but he has a little shelter in the middle of the field, the ground is pretty much flat, the fencing has 2, 2" x 6" planks, one about a foot and a half off the ground and another about 5 feet off the ground with electric tape running through the middle of the two, I know for sure the fence is working I shocked myself the other day, -_- anyways every morning i come to check on him and he is about 30 from the fence on the OTHER side of the fence. I know ge can't jump that high he's to clumsy. How can he possibily get our?! The gate is always securly fastened, and he isnt kept with other horses but he never has been and he really shows no intrest:/

What do you think of this WWE storyline?

Not bad. I think anything is better than what the WWE will do (which is CENA WINS OVERCOMES ODDS OHMYGOD).

What would cause my pool water to have a brown film on it? How do I get rid of it?

I have algaecide and shocked it, the water seems clear except for a film on top. The filter doesn't filter it out and when I use my net it will bead up. If I am careful it will skim off if I gently let the net grab it. Can't figure it out and it's driving me nuts. Is it makeup maybe? There also seems to be some that has sunk to the bottom. I've tried vacuuming it but it doesn't seem like it's going out of the pool. Help me please

Will We See A Diva's Elimination Chamber?

Nope. Why do you think the Divas of today never participate in hardcore matches or street fights? Its because they don't have enough talent and are too prissy to take a few bumps. Victoria chipped her tooth facing Trish in a street fight. You think Divas like Kelly Kelly, Maryse, and The Bellas are willing to compete in a match like that? Didn't think so. They really wouldn't if they were able to compete in an EC.

How long would it take for you to succumb to Toxic Shock Syndrome?

Could you live for weeks or months with it? I read in a report that you could survive for a year if it's not that bad or a mild case or something. How long could you live if it was bad?

Could i be overreacting?

if it's really making you feel insecure, then you need to talk to him about it. tell him how you feel. understand tho, that all guys tend to do this...

Anybody like these names?

honestly you have too many names, i couldnt even get threw the entire list it was over whelming try to crunch it down to ten names then repost please

Boyfriend touches me whenever he wants.........wt would u do?(need help)?

ok so my bf is 19 so obviously he may like this bt m 14 so i dont ....if m talking he grabs me n starts kissing me n kneads my chest n i hav to shout ''no'' to stop him last tym i went to his house he pushed me onto his bed n opened his shirt n started kissing me n kneading my body i was shocked n tearful n slapped him to let me go....i m a virgin n so is he n i one of his frends told me he wants to have sex with me. cuz m a v (he told dem).......what the heck? now m scared to meet him but he has sent me 1000 sorries by msg n a teddy.chocolates n an expensive dress.....does it means he loves me? and i m totally completly in love with him,,,,,more then myself ,,,,but is he just lusted for me? any suggestions what i shld do?

Timeline of events during the reign of Ramses the second?

I tried looking for one but couldn't find any. Could someone post a timeline of events during his reign. I need it for a history assignment.

Dryer not working yet again.. still getting no heat. what could be the problem this time?

One day last week I went to do a load of clothes and my dryer wasn't heating up the clothes... I called an appliance place to come take a look at it... He checked it of and told me that the dryer was fine but on closer inspection the outlet was burned out... like it got shocked.. I get charged a service fee even though he was in my house for all of maybe 5 minutes... in comes an electrician... who replaces the outlet an such and declares it in working order... I go to do a load of laundry since I was told everything was in working order... Well it wasn't...The dryer was still not getting the clothes dry.. So make another call to Appliance place, who tells me that it's probably the power cord.. It needs to be replaced.. So it gets bought and go to put the new one on... it's the wrong cord.. they sold me the wrong cord... they were the ones that handed me the cord.. so I bring it back and get the right one...Figure ok.. now we are back in business.. I can get some clothes dried.. nope still not working.... Call appliance place again... how promptly comes out takes the dryer apart, pulls out the heating element and shows me the damaged coils... yep the heating element was bad... So of course a brand new one was bought and put it... figure this is it.. Now I can finally dry clothes... And I do for 4 loads.. I started my 5th load... and guess what... NO HEAT AGAIN!!!! I'm at my wits end. Unfortunately they are the only appliance repair place around... I don't want to have to pay for another repair place to come out and be even more money.. the dryer isn't very old... maybe 5 years... what else could possibly be wrong with it??? I need my dryer.. I have 6 kids and it need to keep up with laundry... the laundry mat gets to expensive.. been there before, no way to I want to have to lug loads and loads of laundry around to the laundry mat and have to take the kids with on top of that... I don't want to go through that again. can anyone help me figure out what the problem is with my dryer this time???

I thought it was a fart but it was a turd what should I do?

I'm at the office right now, I'm afraid if I move around it will bleed through my pants and start to smell. Any help would be appreciated. Thanks!

How to get your name into a book of record?

i just farted and as soon as i farted i knew it was different. it sounded like a wet trumpet being supressed or somethin. when i saw the (sorry) hole, it seems my fart was actually throwing out some liquid turds. i even had to change my pants..its not like diarhea coz it happens only once in a while. so the area near my butthole pretty much has these wet turds all over it and in more detail, i could even see some remains of lettuce and tomatos from the burger i ate..is this some kind of a record? i know nobody probably has ever been able to do this before. plz helpp1

Name trends -love or hate-?

I hope to God it does. I'm really sick of hearing girl names that end in -lee or -ana and boy names that have -aiden in them somewhere. Oh, and I don't like going over to babysit some kid named Brett and finding out it's a girl. I mean, there are gender pronouns in the English language for a reason. Use them!

Helpp with historryy!?

Can't you even TRY to answer some of these yourself? and how can you be sure Gemyni's replies are correct?

Is this a good start for my story? i'm only 13 and i don't write much.?

All eyes turned to me as I rose from my seat. Even the instructor looked shocked. Their eyes followed as I nervously walked towards the wooden door. This has never happened. Well, it has but never for someone like me. It was never to someone so… young. At first I thought it had been a mistake but when the intercom voice repeated I knew it wasn’t. “Annaliese 000 to floor B1” is what it said. It was unbelievable and I thought my mind was playing tricks on me. I had no idea what to expect. Few people go in and none have ever come out. The empty corridor went on and on practically endless but finally I came to the metal doors of the elevator. I pressed the call button and it lit orange. Seconds later I stepped inside and scanned the rows of buttons. Worn out, over-used buttons except for one, B1. I never imagined going down there. Will I be kicked out? Am I going to be promoted? Can an agent my age even be promoted yet? Before I could get too caught up with my scenarios I heard a ‘ding’ as the doors split.

Bowel movement problem?

So, I haven't had a normal bowel movement in 3 days (Like, a normal, nice solid turd) Everytime I go to try to go the bathroom it just feels like I'm pushing nothing, but sometimes then a tiny tiny soft peice comes out. I've had 3 times(each day) Where a decent amount of soft, slightly thin (Not extremely thin, a little bit bigger then your thumbnail) stools came out, but I still feel full after. Today the same thing has been happing, I don't really have the urge to go, but I feel full. I had a decent amount of the same thin ones, but I feel very gassy and I feel slight movement inside of my stomach, also full, but not bloated, just like I just eat a decent sized meal with slight gas. Everytime I feel movement I rush to the toilet, but I usually just fart and have a tiny, soft stool. Can any one help? I've taken colace/citrucel to soften it if there is a bowel impaction, I've decided if I can't fix it by tonight ill go buy milk of magneisa. I've also been healthy, drinking lots of water before I workout (Weightlift/running drills in the middle of the day) And eating lots of fiber/fruit/vegatables...any remedys that will help?!

What do you think of this?

Agreed Cena has been in WWE for about 9 Years now and has had 8 title Reighns and in another 10 years he could have about 5-7 more because his fan base is getting larger and infact only a few more reighns and he will make history by having the most WWE championship title Reighns but as of right now Edge has him beat because in a 5 year period Edge held Titles 13 times which is extrordinary so every year he accumulated about 3 world title reighns which is amazing but Cena will have him beat by the end of 2020

Can someone tell me how i can get an alarm clock that will use minor electric shocks to wake me up?

i'm looking for a clock that has a wire attached to a wristband that will shock me when the alarm goes off. i just cannot wake up to a noise

Is there anyway to lock a back pack with one zipper?

I have a really fly back pack so I don't want to get a new one, but it only has one zipper and I don't want some nosy turds looking through my stuff! Is there anyway I can lock my backpack with only one zipper?

Why did Gale leave in Mockingjay(Hungergames)?

It didn't really make sense. He was by her side most of the time throughout the series, then at the end he just left. The author kinda made him out to be...a bit of a turd :D

Will my boyfriend still be able to have children in future because of this incident?

His fertility is fine. I take martial arts and we have accidentally hit guys there hard enough to make them vomit and their fertility is fine. Granted it's lowered for a few days but fine after. His decreased interest may be due to his bruised ego or maybe his bruised manhood. That takes time to heal. If you'd gotten kicked in the breast would you be ready to let him touch it yet? Don't take offense just try talking to him.

Normal to feel bad after ex arrested?

Depends on how good his lawyer is. You should be glad he's your ex and not your current boyfriend. It's kind of weird that you're more upset about the possibility of him going to jail rather than the fact that he burned a place down.

Samsung Gravity Touch locked apps problem?

that the typical problem with samsung they lock it that remain locked i think you try to delete the file throug the laptop may work i did it once with google map try it

If you were (or are) a dad,would you like this gift?

Gice him whatever he will be proud if you give him anything for his bday your thirteen and have no money people don't expect you to do anything for their birthdays so a handwritten card or anything will make him happy or make him a meal or cookies

Am I a sick person? Especially being a girl. (Serious question)?

Before I went to bed, I had to go take a bowel movement. The do-do didn't come out, so I had to try hard pushing it for like minutes. You see I have a thing with running water when I go the #2, but I didn't want to get in trouble for running water,so I hopped in the shower and some of the do-do came out, but still not that much. I went back on the toilet and it was still not coming out, so I went back into the shower and all of it came out. The turds were hard like rocks, so I picked it up , piece by piece and throw in the toilet like i'm shooting basketballs in hoops. I was laughing but didn't know why. Is there something wrong with me? Am I weird. Please i'm being serious.

Did I pull a muscle after falling on my bike yesterday?

Yesterday my shoelace caught on my bike pedal. I got pinned between the handle bars and the ground. I had to twist the to get up, but I managed to bend the bar. A few hours later I got a very severe shock of pain in my upper arm muscle. It's been over 24 hours and it hurts worse than yesterday. I can barely move it without the pain. Is it just pulled and how should I treat it the fastest?

Where can i download warcraft III for free?

i want to download Warcraft III reign of chaos and frozen throne for free and no problem like without sound or CD needed

Do you like my character design?

Yes!!!! This is an amazing idea - I love it! Your character Tenko is gorgeous as well. I really wish I could do what you do O_o so far I just practice drawing but maybe someday.. Good luck to you and I'd be delighted read what you have made so far if you have it uploaded somewhere? Definitely go through with this one :)!

WWE not pushing other races?

Currently they are. Del Rio is rumored to be #1 contender at Summerskam, Sin Cara is undfeated. Mark Henry is on roll by taking out the Big Show and Kane, Kofi Kingston was just United States Champ, Big Zeke is current Intercontiental Champ and R-Truth was just #1 contender and is a brilliant heel, so...

Suddenly my face is covered in spots and blackheads (excess sebum?)?

acne does not just strike teenagers, some adults are also prone to developing acne, even if they never suffered as a teenager. Try over the counter remedies, ask your pharmacist. If these fail, you should consider visiting your gp, who can further prescribe topical ointments, and failing this antibiotics.

Are these lyrics any good?

I like it actually but word of advice- try not to rhyme so much. If you don't rhyme it makes it seem less cheesy. But it's really good! All it needs is a good tune!

UMMM I NEEED HELP :O PLEASE ANSWER?

ok i have a really big problem ( and butt ) so i am 36 weeks over due! the doctors said my baby could pop out anytime.. so does this mean if i take a turd my baby will plop out too?! cuz i dont want/need that! please answer!!!!!!!!

Is it natural to poo during masturbation?

When I was 17 I started jerking off frequently. Right before I would climax, I would let out a fart. Now that I am 20 I noticed about a week ago that I actually let out a turd. Should I consult a doctor about this? It's not like I have to poop while doing it, I don't feel a thing then all of the sudden I go. I'm not sure what to do! Any suggestions anyone?

Pregnant at 17 and torn in two?

I dont think you should be asking this on here. Its a very sensitive issue. Do what you feel in your heart. What you feel is right. I wish I could help, but this is all you..

What should i do about my dad?

Basically my dad is going crazy and i dono what to do. He is always yelling and once he starts something he wont stop till he gets it done even if it means working day and night. Hes ALWAYS calling me stupid and lazy.(basicly hes describing me as a turd.) Hes NEVER supported me. Latley its been getting outta hand. He is always curssing and calling me a b***h and a lazy *** when all i do is study and the one time i actually watch tv and go on the computer he freeks out on me. I can never be doing nothing, noone in my family can never be doing nothing, but him. I have to hide everything from him when i actually do something he holds it over my head like a knife. Tomorrows my graduation and hes being mean about that too hes yelling at me for doing my hair. I feel like my whole life is in fear of getting yelled at. Just the feeling in my house is always so tense. I hate life so much! What should i do?!?!?! Help.!

I'm shocked that I have cavities?

I'm 16 and I went for a check up and cleaning today, after not having gone for about a year and a half. I found out that I had 7 minor cavities D: I was completely shocked. I take such good care of my teeth. I brush 2x a day, floss, rinse, don't eat sugary foods and... I just don't understand. These are the only cavities I've ever had since having adult teeth. Is this normal?

Why do the younger members of the us underestimate the importance of the U.K....?

Okay so how can the U.K not be seen as powerfull .. The U.K is the 6th largest Economy and considered generally as the 5th best military and also has great cultural influence (especially in Asia) so my question to you (younger) americans is how is the uk not powerful? I expect to get a lot of silly answers like "the U.K is a turd" but look at **** wholes like slovenia,slovakia,poland,mexico,thailand… etc;

How do I handle a situation where a waitress at a sandwich shop clears my food when I am not done?

If you are going to continue to frequent that restaurant, then yes, I would worry about it. Both you and the waitress made a very huge scene together over a simple misunderstanding. i don't think that the exchange that you had with each other was necessary, and she obviously took it too far. my advice would be to find another place to eat.

French Revolution order of events homework help?

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How do you put up with winding up from little shits?

I'm 15 and I get round up by little 13 year old brats. For example I gave my friend money who is 13 to buy tobacco because I wanted him to stop winding me up but he carried on so I just went home. But now on Xbox live they are winding me up and they know I can't hit them because I'm 2 years older than them and I get so much anger and hate in my heart and I find it hard to let it all out. I really hate these little turds. I wanna do something but I'm holding it all in what can I do?

20% of 0-bamacare waivers issued in April went to Nancy Pelosi's district: what could it possibly mean?

Could it mean that even the inhabitants of "the land of fruits and nuts" recognize the bill for the massive turd it really is?

I think my turds have been having conversations together?

Should I kill them? I have been told you are supposed to flush them but I want to put them on the ELLEN show. Help?

The turd that won't flush - Sir Fred 'The Shred' Goodwin has a super-injunction - are you surprised?

Why would the courts give an injunction that 'prohibited [them] from saying he was a banker'? The law is truly an ***.

Atheists, if there's no God, how do you keep from assaulting people?

Without the the guidance of the Christian God, I'd be at a loss as to how to behave. I'd probably kick people in the groin, throw turds at their faces and then rape their pets. Luckily, my fear of God keeps me in line. Atheists, how do you keep from doing nasty things? You don't have God to scare you straight, so how do you do it????

I need to do this for a school project and have no idea what any mean can someone define them?

Instead of having other people do it for you, google each one. There are bound to be dictionary entries and Wikipedia articles just waiting to be read.

My girlfriend doesn't like my hobby. What should I do?

Make a sh!t sculpture of you guys doing the nasty, she'll be enthralled with Ecstasy at your artistic skills!

DUI I did not Refuse...First they say they sent my urine for testing a month later they say Refused?

I was shocked to hear refused at my arraignment because that's an automatic year suspension! DC has no breathalyzer at the momment. I took a urine and i have the first police report to prove it (luckily i got a copy on my own within days of te arrest) At my arraignment it says REFUSAL I didnt sign a thing. They let me go without a notice of suspension. they gave me my license back and my keys as well as a note to where they parked my car for me...What is going on. Did they lose my urine or make a mistake ? I would rather be suspended for 6 months if that's mandatory not a year because they lost my results!!!

Unexpected Naked-Time: What to do!?

let down your hair and get naked too? lol. being a guy i probably would be equally intelligent and do nothing but stare.

She works all the time?

I am not reading all that but I should tell you that if her intelligence is so low that she has to say sup, move on. Find someone who can at least speak decent english! Good luck.

Do you like the smell of your own fart?

Do you like the smell of your own fart, or any stinky smells? Mm, I love the smell of my own farts. I'll occasionally cup my hands around my hiney and fart between my hands and it smells so good lol. I keep it in my hands and put it in a jar. Other times when I'm pooping and had a burrito or something it'll really reek and I sniff the toilet after I use the bathroom. I also close the door and it'll stink for like 3 days lol but I love the smell so much. I also like the smell of my dog's turds if she ate something really meaty. Anyone else like stinky smells/the smell of your own farts?

Did the rapture just happen about 5 minutes ago?

I just used the bathroom, and pinched a healthy loaf, but when I got up, the bowl appeared empty except for yellow water. Sure, some of you skeptics might say it just slid on into the gooseneck of the drain, but I'm pretty sure it was a sinless turd and I think maybe the rapture just started.

What bit to use to get my horses head down?

So i am using a kimberwick on my 7 Year old paint. When i bought him the previous owner told me the name of a bit she used occasionally to keep his head down. I wrote it down but i cant find the piece of paper. He is very high spirited and stubourn. I am working really hard to get him to listen how he used to. He is very testy and certain things tip him off. I try to be gentle on his mouth and lose my legs but lately he has been a bit testy and i need to pull hard to get him to stop. Its been a bit rough because he puts his head all the way up. My trainer had me on draw reigns but i really really hate those. So anyone know what kind of bit or what i can do that may help?

BOYS! Can sex with a female virgin still be pleasurable for you?

You gotta focus on your self too, it's easy for a guy to get his rocks off but if he sees you getting off too then it's so much better. Sex alone will please him.

Who would win in a fight Megaman or a Chicken?

Sam is wrong because he is a turd. Extra tags: Poop. Please some one answer MEGAMAN i will pay you 10000000000000000000000000000000 pencil nips. :)

Do Mormons believe God sends people to hell? (Mormons, this is mostly directed at you)?

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Just discovered cats are using my yard as their litter box!?

We moved in our home a little over a month ago and have noticed cats around, but didn't think too much of it. We do have a cat, but he is indoor cat only so I know it is not him doing this. Usually I am outside with my boys everyday, but last week it rained a lot and we didn't go out very much if at all...it was either raining or just too wet to play. So today the sun was shinning bright and took the kids outside to play. We have a lot of bare spots in our yard and trying to grow grass which is another reason I probably didn't notice this earlier, then I saw it... we have like a dip in the ground from where the people that lived here before us had a fire pit and there was a bunch of cat turds in it. I have seen the cats back there before but I never thought they were "going" in there UGH. First off how do I clean up the area so it is safe for my children and second how do I keep the cats from coming back and doing it again??

Do you like to see the World Titles change hands often?

I think that its ruining the titles prestige and it seems like the U.S. Championship and Intercontinental Championship has longer reigns than the world title

The head of my Penis is purple when I retracted my Foreskin!?

I just finished a Masterbation session and went to go retract my penis to clean it from the ejaculation and what I see is that my penis head is purple! I am shocked and I haven't retracted my penis until now! I'm 13 btw.

When Jesus comes back for his 1000 year reign will he come back as flesh or spirit?

If it is flesh then he must have some very sophisticated anti-aging technology which I woud like to learn about.

Should I have my dog put down?

thats dumb, carry some bags with you and clean up your dogs ****, its common courtesy and one of the responsibilities of owning a pet

Why does my body do this when ever i start working out, and when i don't?

i have been on the wrestling team, and i worked out a lot, but whenever i'm on a schedule where i cannot workout, I turn straight up fat. but for example, i've been doing a dance Camp for my school, and i don't feel like i've been working out THAT much, but whenever i do physical activity for a few days, i look like a freaking supermodel, a six pack, everything, (i genuinely don't mean to brag) but it's shocking how fast it happens. why is this? however, I feel I cannot gain much muscle mass, no matter how hard i work out, at least more than i already have.

Question for Austin women?

I'll be moving to Austin in September. I've visited there a few times after getting out of college here in Boston. I did some traveling to decide which would be the best place to settle in. There were only a handful of states I didn't go to. For some reason, and I don't know why, but a lot of places I went to, women (and I'm 23) in too many of these places just had very little idea of what class is. Too many places seem to be overrun with females dressing skimpy, talking like they don't have a clue (the word "like" every third word), and very little concept of culture-other than trashy pop culture. The whole Stepford cloning of those big sunglasses, furry boots, and mindless drivel was pretty common. But somehow, and I'm not sure why, but women in Austin (in my age group) were NOTHING like this! They seem to have a solid concept of class! Of course, they're the best looking women I'm sure I'll ever see (the blondes and brunettes down there literally put me in a state of shock!), but I noticed many things other than that. The places they frequented and things they did for example. The Warehouse District was FULL of (as was Town Lake) classy twentysomething, highly educated women who were secure in themselves, not literally walking around with a LOOK AT ME! sign painted on their foreheads. It was as if they were secure in themselves. I enjoyed many topics of conversation with a few educated beauties there, mostly at outdoor restaurants and a few bistros (of which are numerous). Church may play a part in it, as almost all I met were Christians, and maybe UT plays a part as well. They loved working out I noticed, and talking about the arts was big as well. They weren't into this whole conformity cloned thing (big sunglasses, furry boots, dressed scantily) AT ALL! I don't know how you do it, but I've never met more classy, educated females anywhere I've been, and trust me, it's not even close! How diverse they are was SHOCKING! I honestly would never have suspected that. Another thing that was readily apparent is how open minded women there are, that stood out right away! Most places now, so many women are snobby, or plain rude. But there, the women were very friendly to anyone, and extremely open minded. So how do you do it? How do you manage to not fall into these traps that have become like a plague in too many places? To be so open minded, have class, and be so educated, whereas most seem to have forgotten that? Keep it up!

How have the Twinkies...?

I'm glad, if their winning a lot of games when they play my White Sox it feels like every series we play with them they take 2 of 3 or sweep us even when were playing good ball. Ha!

My balloon molly just drop fry but looks like she is getting more pregnant. Why?

I bought a pregnant balloon molly four days ago and she dropped four fry two hours after putting her in the new tank. I was shocked by how small the amount of fry was and how quickly she had them after being put in the tank, but I thought maybe it was just a small load and odd timing. Recently, however, she has been getting larger, as if she is getting further along in her pregnancy. Is it possible that the shock of moving to a new tank caused her to prematurely release some fry, and she will drop a larger amount soon? I want to save all the fry I can, but I also don't want to put her in a breeding chamber if it isn't necessary. Thanks!

What do you live for? heaven? yeah that worked for me for a while, and now I just want to be free without?

the threat of hell. this life is too damn long to sit around drinking milk and reading scripture. God and his holy spirit show up right on time when you slightly hurt a persons feelings. But you need to know why demons have free reign over the earth till judgement day tormenting people. yes you can just forget about Joy or happiness. we need to take some tests! and we need to pass them because suffering gives patience and patience endurance. Yeah like were going to need to stockpile that crap for heaven.

I've been getting these annoying shocks on my legs an arms.?

They feel like it's inside of me. It doesn't really hurt but its very annoying and it's been happening for over a year. They mainly come up when I go running or do an excersise. Should I be worried? I want it to go away it bothers me. Anyone have an answer ?

Why did my dog eat cat turd?

Not joking, found him eating cat poo. He's a standard Yorkshire Terrier, 11 years old. This is the first time he's ever done this. I have 7 cats and 2 dogs, him and a 9 year old teacup Yorkie.

What bad decisions did Margaret Thatcher make?

As the question asks, what bad decisions did Margaret Thatcher make during her reign. Explaining why it was bad will help! thanks :D

How can I get this Call of Duty 4 mod to work?

I have Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare and I downloaded the Reign of the Undead zombie mod and if someone else hosts the game it works fine. But if I try to host a game(I don't have broadband I'm trying to play a single player zombie game) There are three optoins: non-dedicated, internet or LAN. If I try to host it non-dedicated then it loads the map and I can walk around and everything and it says wave one: 20 zombies incoming but no zombies spawn. Every little while(a minute maybe.) something comes up saying something like punkbuster client in distress(you have to have punkbuster on to host non-dedicated). If I click on internet or LAN then(with punkbuster on or off) then the game closes and a new window called Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare Console comes up with a bunch of stuff scrolling down in the console thingy. Then it stops and the only thing I can do is close the console thing. How can I get it to work? Thanks

Why do I GET dark circles from eye creams?

I have very sensitive skin, and for years and years I have used Dove Sensitive Skin cream around my eyes (the orbit of them, where they are darker) because it has been the one and only product that actually gets rid of dark circles for me. Thing is, everything else, and I mean everything, actually GIVES me dark circles. yes, gives me them. In the past a girl at the makeup counter was shocked when I came back with the product because it looked like I hadn't slept in a week, and I never had the dark circles before. They only really come out when I use eye creams or anything around them, EXCEPT Dove. Bascially, it's almost as if when the eye area gets moisturized I immediately have dark circles that show more. I don't know what to do as Dove has discontinued their skin (face) care products. I have tried everything and it gives me dark circles. The only way I didn't have them was when I used that cream. Does anyone know what the problem could be, why this is happening, and a good eye cream for sensitive skin and dark circles would be? Please and thank you..

Is this an external hemorrhoid and how to get rid of it?

Sounds like one. There is over the counter treatment for them , Preparation H. But they will not completely disappear. For that to happen you would need surgery

My boyfriend wants me to become a turd?

He insists on watching me use the restroom and sometimes he even makes me smear some of my poo on him ewww. He also has this thing for diapers, he doesn't have a condition or anything, but he wears adult diapers on weekends I don't know what to do about this help

What should i do about my situation?

I am currently pregnant at the moment, about 3 months but i did not plan this as it came as a big shock to me since i am 16 yo. The father of child to be is a drug dealer and does drugs himself also is very abusive towards me, has threatened me in text messages and has hit me 3 times in the past. The 3rd time this happened the police were notified and told me to get an intervention order. I had a appointment but i wasn't very keen at the time and did not get it. Now regretting that, and realizing how this is going to affect the baby and myself's future i don't want my child to be in a dirty/drug environment as of his house. He still rings me at ridiculous times of the morning/night, i just don't answer the calls but to this day he does it. He just got off probation and apparently is known to the police. i need advice as what to do about this please. i have support from my family and really need a good advice from someone that i know will be the right thing to do.

Christian: a question about scripture?

Yes that was troubling to me too. If you aren't going to tell people exactly what you expect of them it's kind of cruel to punish them for not meeting your needs.

Where can I get parts for a 1939 Studebaker Champion?

Well my brother and I are restoring a 1939 Studebaker G Champion Sedan with suicide doors. We need tie rod ends, the steering rods they thread to, a frame bushings/ control arms, front and rear shocks, and possibly leaf springs. I live in the Denver area if you know of any local places. My brother says he NEEDS to know if the part is exactly perfect. I showed him some tie rod ends on the internet for the '39 Champion and he said he wasn't sure if any were correct. So only answer if you know of a place I can go to to find parts, or if the ones on the internet will for sure fit this car.

How come Jesus used to greet people saying Peace be unto you, just like Muslims do, but most Christians DO NOT?

I'm going to skip all the religious things and go to the soldiers you are referring to...American soldiers were and are poorly prepared for all the cultural nuances involved in being in countries in the Middle East..it's sad I know but it's true...they are not intentionally being disrespectful..it's a little ignorance..as in they do not know these things about your culture...Just as you would not know things about my culture if you were to come here..in South Louisiana we have a very rich culture..though it's kinda hard to offend us..I'm sure there are things about us that you would never think to be offensive that would be to us...for instance here it's considered rude to wear head coverings at a table to eat or in someones home...your culture is clearly different on that. Maybe instead of focusing on all the differences between our cultures and beliefs you may find some common ground then from there begin to educate us on what is different...Peace be with you...Christians do say this.

I found out that my grandma might have 1 year left to live and honestly i dont care am i a bad person?

like serously my gandma had cancer and she made it but now it came back and she just keeps getting sicker and sicker and today she had a doctors appoinment and thats when she found out my mom told me and i was like ok and i smiled a little and my mom was like u think thats funny and i said NO but i dont know what is wrong with me im not in shock or denial or anything i feel like crying not because she might pass away but that i dont care while everyone in my family is crying annd everything what is wrong with me im a girl and im 14 i see my grandma everyday so we are close can u PLEASE HELP!