How to get your name into a book of record?

i just farted and as soon as i farted i knew it was different. it sounded like a wet trumpet being supressed or somethin. when i saw the (sorry) hole, it seems my fart was actually throwing out some liquid turds. i even had to change my pants..its not like diarhea coz it happens only once in a while. so the area near my butthole pretty much has these wet turds all over it and in more detail, i could even see some remains of lettuce and tomatos from the burger i ate..is this some kind of a record? i know nobody probably has ever been able to do this before. plz helpp1