Is there a way to make my Prius not just.... awful?

The problem is, everyone is always going to know it's a Prius. There's no way to disguise it. No other car looks like it except the Pontiac Aztek. If your parents bought it for you, just tell the kids at school that they picked it out and you had no choice in the matter. Tell them, "Yeah, I know it's a real wienermobile, but I'm going to get a Mustang when I get out of school."